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Random quote: "Here's the problem: the TT was never fast enough to make up the time you lost by getting ready" - Jeremy Clarkson


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NoSoup4JaredIt's not a road trip unless Jared gets us lost.
88BlacktopJeeps are as aerodynamic as Rosie O Donnel on a skateboard
88BlacktopIts better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tomorrow like there is no money
88BlacktopEl Niño is Spanish for "The Niño"
88Blacktop"Here's the problem: the TT was never fast enough to make up the time you lost by getting ready" - Jeremy Clarkson
88Blacktop Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about, you little whiner!
88Blacktop Proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out
88BlacktopA tribute to Jared: "I'm always too busy to finish what I....."
88Blacktop"If only we had a wheelbarrow..."
88BlacktopVizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? MORONS!
NoSoup4JaredWe're here to PUMP YOU UP !
NoSoup4JaredIf it Rains there's no James
NoSoup4JaredAudi is an $$ VW
NoSoup4JaredEric is too pretty for this forum
NoSoup4JaredCar show ??!!! Were ??!!
88BlacktopPerhaps BMW has realized that a dipstick under the hood is not necessary when you have one behind the wheel...
88BlacktopNitrous is like a hot chick with a STD..... you know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the consequences.....
NoSoup4JaredHappiness is not around the corner, happiness is the corner.
88Blacktop"If you want to plan a weekend vacation in the MR2, it better be to a nudist camp" - Hammond
88BlacktopNever play russian roulette with an automatic!
88BlacktopGM cars run bad longer than most cars run at all
88BlacktopInside voice when you're stealing something! - Jared
NoSoup4JaredTRACK THOUGHT- Don't brake until you see God.... then when you do see God, count to three, then brake
NoSoup4Jared"thou shalt not flash a Porsche to get out of the way, or be damned to breathe his exhaust for eternity" - Someone wise
88BlacktopMR2 - Japanese for Elise
yz007Silence, I KILL YOU!!! - Achmed the dead terrorist
DUECESWILDNever argue with an idoit , they will bring you down to thier level and beat you with thier experience.
DUECESWILD" Yes sir , its your clutch going out " - From Wolfchase Toyota, after turning in the car for a suspension check. Idiot.
DUECESWILD" But Officer , its a Toyota , the accellerator was obviously defective from the factory. "
NoSoup4JaredMore boost Please!
yz007mr2 not good for the faint of heart or wallet.
yz007man who run in front of car gets tired man who runs behind car gets exhausted
yz007Jessism "one must use pei wei chopstick for proper 3sgte timing belt installation"
88BlacktopDriving cars > Staring at cars in parking lots/at car shows
88BlacktopStupid Fast!!


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